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I has anger. Let me show you it.

By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Thu Aug 30, 2007 at 12:39:19 AM EST) taxes, driving, morons, california, final solution, wasting time with courtship, quackopractors, pain, awesomeness, music (all tags)

From SMS today:

"OJ killed a white woman. He walked. Kobe raped a white girl. He walked. Vick killed some dogs. He's going to jail. Lesson for the day: stick to hoes, and not to bitches."

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A Journey into Randomness

By MisterQueue (Thu Apr 20, 2006 at 10:17:07 AM EST) travel, california, why are all midgets so small; so very small, backoff, I have a shrink gun, things are tastier when they get that golden brown skin you know what I mean, nightmarish visions of reality (all tags)

Just various things, mostly related to trips and the like.

Poll: How many times have you done this thing that you do?

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Poll

Smiling Charlie presents you with a proposition. He will grant you 3 fresh steeds if you perform a trick for him of the most base quality. Will you take his deal?

-	Well, I think that Smiling Charlie is nothing but a twopenny opera! And he doesn't even have an Aria!	8%
-	Finding my belt buckle may require both time and a certain mindset, but I promise that the rewards will be thick... and heavy.	4%
-	People often say to me, "Hey... what the hell are you doing in here?!" But then I laugh and run away. It's great fun.	8%
-	Without a lot of evidence we cannot say whether or not there were a parade of cats in the cupboard. We do know, however, that our moss infection has cleared up. I think that says something.	22%
-	When he used to smile, his mouth would hurt for days. He stopped after a while, and that's when he figured out that faking the happiness was almost as bad as not having it to begin with.	16%
-	In my wallet: A condom, A piece of paper with several phone numbers, and Sally, the 12-year-old asian girl.	14%
-	Irradiated sensor soup, now half-off!	0%
-	When I make the noise that goes like this, I make the noise that goes like this.	6%
-	I would like to vote to do the hustle. I think it would help us in these trying times.	22%

Votes: 50	\|	Comments: 1
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